My 21st Century Luf!

My Dear, 

 just remain spotless for me and note the following key things for ‘it’ to work.

 • Abeg, no let dem sack you from your office becos u know say e no go b my fault if I …….. 

• No form of challenge should come o, it will spoil everything. May e just dey sweet dey go. 

• No place any demand on my luf, no inconvenience me generali! 

• No get any form of accident or let hot water pour for your body o because I go gatz waka 

The Barriers

• Temporary distance nah barrier 

• Weight nah barrier 

• Family background nah barrier 

• Lack of cash nah barrier 

• Height nah barrier 

* Abeg no forget, no dey commot without make up! ……….no more words, no wonder it lasts for so long!