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My 21st Century Luf!

My Dear, 
 just remain spotless for me and note the following key things for ‘it’ to work.

 • Abeg, no let dem sack you from your office becos u know say e no go b my fault if I …….. 

• No form of challenge should come o, it will spoil everything. May e just dey sweet dey go. 

• No place any demand on my luf, no inconvenience me generali! 

• No get any form of accident or let hot water pour for your body o because I go gatz waka 


The Barriers

• Temporary distance nah barrier 

• Weight nah barrier 

• Family background nah barrier 

• Lack of cash nah barrier 

• Height nah barrier 

* Abeg no forget, no dey commot without make up! ……….no more words, no wonder it lasts for so long!

Comments

ABIGAIL NY said…
lovely advice, don't worry I totally understand the pigeon!

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November 19, 2010 at 10:13 AM
stephanie uwaifo said…
I too understand u o jare my sista! Kwarect!!
May 25, 2011 at 3:14 PM
ElShederico said…
Very interesting, ore mi, very very interesting. Ps: what is the male equivalent of "no forget, no dey comot without make up" please?
May 26, 2011 at 4:23 AM
Anonymous said…
Sheddy, interestx food for thot. On the top of my head maybe, "abeg no come see me or plan to take me out without a ride".
May 31, 2011 at 9:48 AM
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